Wednesday 27 August 2008

Sick Bed News

Yesterday my throat was sore, but my friend came over and we drank wine.
Today my throat and head hurt.
Learn from my mistakes, because i certainly won't.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No you see, you shouldn't have drunk wine. You should have had whisky and hot water with a squeese of lemon and a tsp of honey.

Then your throat wouldn't hurt. Your head might still hurt depending how many you had but if you had lots then your throat would be better. In fact, when drinking whisky with honey and lemon, hurtiness of head is inversely proportional to betterness of throat.

(P.S. I never have whisky with honey and lemon cause I don't like whisky. Instead I have Beecham's cold and flu remedy or Lemsip hot orange and wild berries. They work too and don't hurt your head. Unless you smash the Beechams bottle right over your forehead. Don't do that, you'll get syrup in your hair and then you'll have to have a shower. With a sore head! Nightmare)

Anonymous said...

I just thought about that and I got it wrong - hurtiness of head is directly proportional to betterness of throat and therefore hurtiness of head is inversely proportional to hurtiness of throat.

If I could draw you a graph on this thing I would.